{"id":1183,"date":"2008-05-17T15:46:36","date_gmt":"2008-05-17T15:46:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=1183"},"modified":"2008-05-17T15:25:58","modified_gmt":"2008-05-17T15:25:58","slug":"hitachi-magic-wand-sex-toy-or-massager","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1183","title":{"rendered":"Hitachi Magic Wand, Sex Toy Or Massager?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/hitachiwand.jpg\" alt=\"Hitachi MAgic Wand\" width=\"80\" height=\"186\" \/>I was talking to one of the guys at work today and he happened to mention that he has been having problems with his lower back. It sounded a little like it could be sciatica but as I&#8217;m no physician I couldn&#8217;t be sure.<\/p>\n<p>Then without thinking I mentioned to him that I have a wonderful device which alleviates some of the lower back pain I sometimes suffer with. &#8220;Oh, what is that&#8221;, he enquired hopeful that it would be beneficial to him too.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The Hitachi Magic Wand&#8221;, I replied. Then from nowhere Horn burst out laughing. &#8220;What tickled you?&#8221;, I enquired.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Magic Wand&#8221;, she responded laughing and winking at me.<\/p>\n<p>At that point my male colleague joined in the innuendo. &#8220;Oh, I see what you mean&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I went on to explain what the Magic Wand is and does, as soon as I mentioned vibration they were off. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Does it come with special attachments?&#8221;, asked the guy.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes&#8221;, I replied but I think they were far too giddy to notice.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes I&#8217;m far too helpful for my own good. Lol<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was talking to one of the guys at work today and he happened to mention that he has been having problems with his lower back. It sounded a little &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1183\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[42],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1183"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1183"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1183\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1183"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1183"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}