{"id":11956,"date":"2011-02-04T08:56:09","date_gmt":"2011-02-04T08:56:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=11956"},"modified":"2011-02-03T22:54:01","modified_gmt":"2011-02-03T22:54:01","slug":"rubbing-boobs-on-your-desk-all-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=11956","title":{"rendered":"Rubbing Boobs On Your Desk All Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"I\u2019ve tried various office aids over the years to make the hours sat working at my desk more healthy and comfortable. My latest acquisition was a Wave keyboard which is a dream to use.<\/p>\n

My mouse is also ergonomic and fits my hand so comfortably. But one thing I don\u2019t seem to be able to get along with is the common or garden mouse mat. For some reason I always find myself drifting off them, rendering the useless. It\u2019s the same for the ones with built in support, I just can\u2019t stick to the required movement boundaries.<\/p>\n

But I was just wondering if I may be able to get along with this kinky range of busty mouse mats. They come in two sizes and various images. And I think I even spotted an ass one on their site<\/a>. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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