{"id":11982,"date":"2011-02-06T11:56:45","date_gmt":"2011-02-06T11:56:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=11982"},"modified":"2011-02-05T15:58:11","modified_gmt":"2011-02-05T15:58:11","slug":"fucked-online","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=11982","title":{"rendered":"Fucked Online"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Clive Owen In Croupier\" src=\"\/images\/clive-owen-croupier.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"280\" height=\"367\" \/>I received a piece of spam email in my inbox recently. I noticed it because my spam filters are pretty good and for the most part redirect the hundreds of spam messages I get each day to my spambox. It also stood out because it wasn\u2019t for dubious drugs to buy online.<\/p>\n<p>This particular email explained a system that would it seemed allow me to make my fortune at roulette. In a nutshell it explained very carefully that I should start with $1 stakes, and double them if I didn\u2019t win until I eventually I would apparently win big. It even helpfully suggested that I don\u2019t play at one of the well known, large casinos because they would get wise to the system and ban me. No I ought to try this casino with a weird address who would never notice \u2026<\/p>\n<p>How kind of them to let me in on this secret. Perhaps there are nice people out there in the world willing to help complete strangers get rich. LOL \u2013 yeah my arse.<\/p>\n<p>The last line of the email was perhaps the most amusing, it suggested an online-casino site where I could apply the aforementioned magic formula.<\/p>\n<p>So if you want to get fucked online try following the roulette system on an unsolicited email you get from a total stranger.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I received a piece of spam email in my inbox recently. I noticed it because my spam filters are pretty good and for the most part redirect the hundreds of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=11982\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,35],"tags":[2080,1971],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11982"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11982"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11982\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17720,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11982\/revisions\/17720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}