{"id":12228,"date":"2011-02-18T16:57:11","date_gmt":"2011-02-18T16:57:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=12228"},"modified":"2011-02-18T15:53:32","modified_gmt":"2011-02-18T15:53:32","slug":"when-youre-fucked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=12228","title":{"rendered":"When You&#8217;re Fucked!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/deon.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-12233\" title=\"Mad Dog Deon\" src=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/deon-216x300.jpg\" alt=\"Mad Dog Deon\" width=\"216\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/deon-216x300.jpg 216w, https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/deon.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 216px) 100vw, 216px\" \/><\/a>I just finished watching The Jeremy Kyle Show and this guy who appeared this morning.\u00a0 Despite his\u00a0girlfriend&#8217;s protestations he still went out and had this skull tattoed on to his face.<\/p>\n<p>And as if the situation wasn&#8217;t bad enough this guy had children.\u00a0 What the hell are they going to think as he tucks them up in bed at night.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>He was also cheated several times on his long suffering girlfriend.\u00a0 I suppose on the upside Catherine needn&#8217;t worry that he will be doing it again.<\/p>\n<p>In the words of Jeremy Kyle &#8220;some people&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just finished watching The Jeremy Kyle Show and this guy who appeared this morning.\u00a0 Despite his\u00a0girlfriend&#8217;s protestations he still went out and had this skull tattoed on to his &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=12228\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12228"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12228"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12228\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12235,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12228\/revisions\/12235"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}