{"id":12275,"date":"2011-02-21T11:56:55","date_gmt":"2011-02-21T11:56:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=12275"},"modified":"2011-02-21T13:08:20","modified_gmt":"2011-02-21T13:08:20","slug":"cock-and-balls-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=12275","title":{"rendered":"Cock And Balls Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Ball Grabber\" src=\"\/images\/ball-grabber.jpg\" alt=\"Ball Grabber\" width=\"275\" height=\"372\" \/>I know I shouldn\u2019t laugh but I couldn\u2019t resist when I read this story.\u00a0 Two guys at a Tyneside school have taken a teachers mug and one of them put his cock in the mug whilst the other took a picture.<\/p>\n<p>This image was then posted on the Internet.\u00a0 Apparently one of the boys had posted up on Facebook (Jeremy Kyle would love this story) asking if anyone dared him to do the prank.\u00a0 Obviously he got some support and went ahead and did the dirty deed.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s been reported that the teacher in question had drunk from the cup before the whole thing was discovered.\u00a0 Three pupils have been put on fixed term exclusion and another has been permanently excluded.<\/p>\n<p>I think the furthest my class ever went in playing pranks on the teachers was to hide the chalk, how times have changed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know I shouldn\u2019t laugh but I couldn\u2019t resist when I read this story.\u00a0 Two guys at a Tyneside school have taken a teachers mug and one of them put &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=12275\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[14,3,35],"tags":[3056],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12275"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12275"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12275\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12277,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12275\/revisions\/12277"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}