{"id":1241,"date":"2008-06-01T07:48:49","date_gmt":"2008-06-01T07:48:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=1241"},"modified":"2008-05-31T22:37:14","modified_gmt":"2008-05-31T22:37:14","slug":"70s-porn-star-redux","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1241","title":{"rendered":"70s Porn Star Redux?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/X3OaIsqtG64&amp;hl=en\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/X3OaIsqtG64&amp;hl=en\" wmode=\"transparent\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m really skating on thin ice with Suze at the moment. Why? Read on.<\/p>\n<p>I woke up on Saturday morning and never got round to shaving. It&#8217;s now Saturday night and because of gardening, the email problems from earlier and other stuff I still haven&#8217;t shaved. I&#8217;m going to see how long it is before she forces me to get rid of the face fuzz &#8211; because she hates it.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not that she dislikes men with a bit of stubble, but I suspect that if she were to get one of the more rugged movies stars (for example) into bed, they&#8217;d have to take a detour via the bathroom first to ensure their faces were as smooth as a baby&#8217;s bottom before they were allowed to get intimate with her more sensitive regions.<\/p>\n<p>Why the video? Because at the moment my moustache is looking disturbingly like Midge Ure&#8217;s circa 1980. And because Vienna is of course one of the greatest tracks of all time too \u2026<\/p>\n<p>If I keep it for much longer I&#8217;ll look like a 70&#8217;s pornstar. Hehehe<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m really skating on thin ice with Suze at the moment. Why? Read on. I woke up on Saturday morning and never got round to shaving. It&#8217;s now Saturday night &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1241\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1241"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1241"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1241\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}