{"id":12471,"date":"2011-03-02T08:56:20","date_gmt":"2011-03-02T08:56:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=12471"},"modified":"2011-03-01T21:13:12","modified_gmt":"2011-03-01T21:13:12","slug":"friday-finger-fuck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=12471","title":{"rendered":"Friday Finger Fuck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Suze\" src=\"\/images\/suzemasturbating.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"251\" \/>On Friday it got to mid afternoon, a few hours before Alex was due home.\u00a0 I had written up some posts for this site and took care of some other blog related jobs I needed to do.\u00a0 My next task was quite literally to make myself come.<\/p>\n<p>I have a number of adult toys waiting their turn to be tested and as I pulled the vibrator from my draw I was reminded just how luck I was.\u00a0 I\u2019m a self employed adult blogger and <a title=\"Sex Toy Reviews\" href=\"http:\/\/sextoysbuzz.com\" target=\"_blank\">sex toy tester<\/a>, nobody watches over or tells me what to do and as an added bonus I get to frig off in works time.<\/p>\n<p>There simply isn\u2019t a better job in the world.\u00a0 I love my job and even better I can take my work home with me.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Friday it got to mid afternoon, a few hours before Alex was due home.\u00a0 I had written up some posts for this site and took care of some other &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=12471\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[3071],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12471"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12471"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12471\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12473,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12471\/revisions\/12473"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}