{"id":12524,"date":"2011-03-04T20:56:46","date_gmt":"2011-03-04T20:56:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=12524"},"modified":"2011-03-04T20:40:20","modified_gmt":"2011-03-04T20:40:20","slug":"fucking-drilling-and-screwing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=12524","title":{"rendered":"Fucking, Drilling And Screwing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Dewalt Girl\" src=\"\/images\/dewalt-girl.jpg\" alt=\"Dewalt Girl\" width=\"300\" height=\"339\" \/>We had a little problem with the bed a few days ago. In the middle of, er, \u201cthings\u201d we heard a nasty crack and since then the frame has been making strange creaking and groaning sounds. It\u2019s also been moving about a little more than it should.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s a bit off putting when the squeaking is that loud when you and you\u2019re partner are trying to enjoy yourselves.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight I had to take action. 12 screws and a lot of drilling later the frame is fixed and ready to be tested. See you later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We had a little problem with the bed a few days ago. In the middle of, er, \u201cthings\u201d we heard a nasty crack and since then the frame has been &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=12524\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[3077],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12524"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12524"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12524\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12526,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12524\/revisions\/12526"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}