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I have been slowly developing a cold these last few days and been subjected to every icky symptom along the way.\u00a0\u00a0 All say Aghhh!\u00a0 \ud83d\ude00\u00a0 It started off as a pain in my back just under my shoulder blades and I thought I had pulled a muscle but it turned in to a bloody cold and chest infection.<\/p>\n
You don’t want to know what I have been coughing up.\u00a0 Lets put it this way, they were solid enough to bounce.\u00a0 Lol.\u00a0 Anyway, enough of that I don’t want to bore you with the details.\u00a0 Although I would like some sympathy.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n
The effects of my cold have now manifested themselves in my chest area.\u00a0 Stop it!\u00a0 You naughty people, I have had all the “can I rub something on that for you jokes already”.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude00\u00a0 Also I have lost my voice, well most of it has gone.<\/p>\n
Normally this would not bother me but I love to be vocal in bed.\u00a0 Not just giving instruction but to convey my inner elation as I am being fucked.\u00a0 I don’t do silent fucking or orgasms, I never have.\u00a0 Strange but it seems unnatural for me to be stifled, hence the feeling of imprisonment when I’m aware that the neighbours are in the bedroom adjacent to ours.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not ashamed of our very active sex life but it’s more a defensive mechanism.\u00a0 I don’t want to inflict sounds of our very pleasurable fucking on neighbours who may not appreciate it.\u00a0 At times I do question this based on the fact that they smoke weed most of the time and turn their microwave on at all hours of the evening.<\/p>\n
I can hear you all shouting “how do you know they use the microwave”.\u00a0 Haha, it interferes with our television if we aren’t watching porn, so there.\u00a0 Lol.\u00a0<\/p>\n
I digress.\u00a0 Yes, I don’t like to be fucked in to next week and not be able to show my appreciation verbally.\u00a0 But this fucking cold has stolen my voice (it’s amazing, I never feel too ill to fuck.\u00a0 How is that?)\u00a0 So Alex is giving me some of his best action and all I can do is\u2026squeak.\u00a0 I try to tell him “Yes, fuck me harder” and it comes out as something resembling a mouse on steroids.<\/p>\n
There are some upsides to this cold’s effect on my voice though.\u00a0 Occasionally it goes quite deep and sexy.\u00a0 I bet you can’t guess what happens then.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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