{"id":12611,"date":"2011-03-08T17:56:57","date_gmt":"2011-03-08T17:56:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=12611"},"modified":"2011-03-08T17:29:48","modified_gmt":"2011-03-08T17:29:48","slug":"bush-and-lube","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=12611","title":{"rendered":"Bush And Lube"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Jack Black\" src=\"\/images\/jack-black-beard-lube.jpg\" alt=\"Jack Black\" width=\"220\" height=\"270\" \/>Heard about this on the radio on the way home and it had me giggling.<\/p>\n<p>Any product that calls itself \u201c<a title=\"Jack Black Beard Lube\" href=\"http:\/\/www.getjackblack.com\/jb\/catalog.nsf\/processorform?createdocument&amp;action=viewproduct&amp;request=Y&amp;unid=BDA3A9D5087760B8862576480067274C&amp;loc=c\" target=\"_blank\">Beard Lube<\/a>\u201d can try and convince me all it wants that it\u2019s about making shaving more comfortable and easier but you know what image first came to mind \u2026 a woman with sore inner thighs thanking Jack Black for providing a means to stop her husband\u2019s face chafing her when he goes down on her.<\/p>\n<p>Do I have a dirty mind? Yes, but then you thought the same didn\u2019t you?<\/p>\n<p>BTW, I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s <a title=\"Jack Black\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Jack_Black\" target=\"_blank\">this Jack Black<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heard about this on the radio on the way home and it had me giggling. Any product that calls itself \u201cBeard Lube\u201d can try and convince me all it wants &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=12611\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3,35],"tags":[3088,3090,3089],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12611"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12611"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12611\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12612,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12611\/revisions\/12612"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}