{"id":12792,"date":"2011-03-16T23:57:20","date_gmt":"2011-03-16T23:57:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=12792"},"modified":"2011-03-16T20:48:28","modified_gmt":"2011-03-16T20:48:28","slug":"explosive-orgasms-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=12792","title":{"rendered":"Explosive Orgasms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Orgasm Face\" src=\"\/images\/orgasm-face.jpg\" alt=\"Orgasm Face\" width=\"259\" height=\"194\" \/>I\u2019ve just finished reading a rather amusing story in The Metro.<\/p>\n<p>A team of bomb experts were deployed on Monday to check out a package in a post office at Petrozavodsk, Russia.<\/p>\n<p>The building was allegedly evacuated as security forces moved in on a suspicious package said to be giving off a ticking sound.<\/p>\n<p>Quite understandably the Russian police force have been on high alert since a suicide bombing took place at Domodedovo Aiport in January.\u00a0 The incident turned out to be a false alarm when it was discovered that the package contained a sex toy which had turned itself on.<\/p>\n<p>This incident reminded me of our trip to Venus Sexpo back in October 2010, <a title=\"Vibrator Fun\" href=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=9640\" target=\"_blank\">you can read about it here<\/a>.<strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019ve just finished reading a rather amusing story in The Metro. A team of bomb experts were deployed on Monday to check out a package in a post office at &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=12792\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,14,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12792"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12792"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12792\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12794,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12792\/revisions\/12794"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12792"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12792"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12792"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}