{"id":12882,"date":"2011-03-21T15:56:08","date_gmt":"2011-03-21T15:56:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=12882"},"modified":"2011-03-21T15:35:53","modified_gmt":"2011-03-21T15:35:53","slug":"three-in-the-bed-and","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=12882","title":{"rendered":"Three In The Bed And …"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"OhI\u2019m addicted to watching Jeremy Kyle and I make no excuses for it.\u00a0 It\u2019s my little indulgence and it makes me feel better knowing that no matter how bad things look there\u2019s always someone living a worse life.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n

This morning I watched with amazement as a couple turned up for DNA on their infant because they weren\u2019t sure who the father was.\u00a0 A regular situation on Jeremy Kyle you may be thinking and quite rightly.<\/p>\n

But this morning it was a little bit different, not the usual \u201cshe slept with someone else whilst we were on a break\u201d kind of stuff.\u00a0 No something a little trashier.<\/p>\n

The couple had been trying for a second child and had been having unprotected sex for a while.\u00a0 On this particular evening they had decided to have a threesome with another guy.\u00a0 Not for the first time, as they reveal they have done it several times.<\/p>\n

Apparently hubby likes to watch her being fucked by other guys but she doesn\u2019t like seeing him with other girls because she gets jealous.\u00a0 And I\u2019m thinking she is having a whale of a time, then I stopped in my tracks.<\/p>\n

Did this couple intend to get her impregnated at any cost, even to another man?<\/p>\n

We all sat eagerly awaiting the result as Jeremy steered them slowly along the twisty turny path of retrospectiveness, not that they would know what that meant.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n

As he opened the envelope we all sat watching with baited breath\u2026surely a one night stand isn\u2019t going to implant her egg over a guy who is screwing her every night, is he?<\/p>\n

Jeremy starts his opening line \u201cThe results show\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThe child is not yours\u201d.<\/p>\n

She looks devastated at the news and bursts in to tears and he tells her it\u2019s alright as they knew there was a chance he wasn\u2019t the farther.<\/p>\n

You have to ask yourself, did the selfish needs of these two people make them blind to the fact that one day they are going to have to explain how he isn\u2019t the father and why.\u00a0 And I\u2019m not feeling at all sorry for the couple they were implicit in this act, it\u2019s the child that has to deal with the reality of the situation.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s ok having fun but don\u2019t bring an innocent in to it.<\/p>\n

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