{"id":12917,"date":"2011-03-23T21:57:21","date_gmt":"2011-03-23T21:57:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=12917"},"modified":"2011-03-23T20:07:12","modified_gmt":"2011-03-23T20:07:12","slug":"check-out-my-panties-boys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=12917","title":{"rendered":"Check Out My Panties Boys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/nfrc.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"242\" height=\"100\" \/>We&#8217;re all familiar with builder&#8217;s bum, that bit of ass crack that appears when they bend over. Of course you really want to know that they&#8217;re wearing underwear when that happens.<\/p>\n<p>So, I was heartened to notice this logo on the back of a roofer&#8217;s van on the way home yesterday evening. To me the shield-like logo looks exactly like a pair 1970s Y-fronts.<\/p>\n<p>No thongs for these roofers, just good, dependable nylon Y-fronts. Unless there are any roofers out there who can tell me otherwise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re all familiar with builder&#8217;s bum, that bit of ass crack that appears when they bend over. Of course you really want to know that they&#8217;re wearing underwear when that &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=12917\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3],"tags":[3129],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12917"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12917"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12917\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12924,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12917\/revisions\/12924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12917"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12917"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12917"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}