{"id":12925,"date":"2011-03-24T02:57:15","date_gmt":"2011-03-24T02:57:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=12925"},"modified":"2011-03-23T22:19:55","modified_gmt":"2011-03-23T22:19:55","slug":"disturbing-bodily-fluids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=12925","title":{"rendered":"Disturbing Bodily Fluids"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Up-SkirtI\u2019m being a good girl latterly and sticking to my every other day workout at the gym.\u00a0 This consists of rowing, weights and cycling which gives me a good toning and cardiac workout.\u00a0 When I leave I\u2019m buzzing with the adrenaline high.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

And I\u2019m now actually enjoying pushing myself and seeing how my fitness levels have improved since I first started to breathlessly do all these activities.\u00a0 I would end up so breathless that I couldn\u2019t speak until I got my breath back.<\/p>\n

Now, I find myself rowing and having a full blown conversation with the other regulars there who I\u2019ve now got to know.\u00a0 It\u2019s great company for me because I sit in my home office all day with nobody to talk to but the cat and the occasional client.<\/p>\n

But today\u2019s rowing experience wasn\u2019t quite as good as normal, I\u2019ll tell you why.\u00a0 I had been rowing for about 5 minutes and well in to my flow when a guy took the machine next to me.\u00a0 At first I didn\u2019t notice and then it blew my way.\u00a0 The unmistakable smell of stale sweat.<\/p>\n

He smelt rank and the more he rowed the faster the fan on his machine blew his stink towards my nostrils.\u00a0 I found myself trying to row with my head pointing away from him but I knew that I would crick my neck so I had to abandon that idea.<\/p>\n

I felt trapped, I didn\u2019t want to break my rhythm and go and sit on a machine further away so I was stuck with him for all 10 minutes of his desperate manic tugging.\u00a0 I\u2019m sure everyone could see the smile on my face when he got up and left.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n

I\u2019ll be keeping an eye out for stinky in future and trying my best to avoid his BO problem.<\/p>\n

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