{"id":1294,"date":"2008-06-15T07:52:12","date_gmt":"2008-06-15T07:52:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=1294"},"modified":"2008-06-15T07:40:59","modified_gmt":"2008-06-15T07:40:59","slug":"sex-in-the-sand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1294","title":{"rendered":"Sex In The Sand"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt\"><span style=\"font-size: x-small; font-family: Arial;\"><img style=\"margin: 12px\" src=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/blog\/images\/sphinx.jpg\" alt=\"\" align=\"left\" \/>Extract from a smutty rugby song that came back to me while washing the dishes this morning:<\/span><\/p>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-small; font-family: Arial;\">The sexual life of the camel<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: x-small; font-family: Arial;\">Is stranger than anyone thinks<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: x-small; font-family: Arial;\">At the height of the mating season<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: x-small; font-family: Arial;\">It tries it on with the Sphinx<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: x-small; font-family: Arial;\">But the Sphinx&#8217;s posterior passage<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: x-small; font-family: Arial;\">Is clogged with the sand of the Nile<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: x-small; font-family: Arial;\">Which accounts for the hump on the camel<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: x-small; font-family: Arial;\">And the Sphinx&#8217;s inscrutable smile<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\"><\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\"><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt\"><span style=\"font-size: x-small; font-family: Arial;\">&#8211; Origin unknown<\/span><\/p>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\">Well, it made me laugh anyway. In case this is a cultural thing, &#8220;Having the Hump&#8221; is an expression meaning being disgruntled\/upset\/pissed off, specifically because of another party.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\"><\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\">Have you seen Suze&#8217;s new sex toy BTW. <a title=\"We-Vibe\" href=\"http:\/\/uk.youtube.com\/watch?v=dXD29tfVqx0\" target=\"_blank\">The video of her and the toys is here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Extract from a smutty rugby song that came back to me while washing the dishes this morning: The sexual life of the camel Is stranger than anyone thinks At the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1294\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1294"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1294"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1294\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1294"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1294"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1294"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}