{"id":13001,"date":"2011-03-27T16:57:24","date_gmt":"2011-03-27T16:57:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=13001"},"modified":"2011-03-27T16:49:01","modified_gmt":"2011-03-27T16:49:01","slug":"how-much-cock-can-she-take","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=13001","title":{"rendered":"How Much Cock Can She Take?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/phallus-impudicus.jpg\" alt=\"Phallus Impudicus\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/>Phallic Symbolism<\/p>\n<p>Why is it that some people can look at anything vaguely cylindrical and assign it the label &#8220;phallic&#8221;. I remember seeing a TV documentary about the excavation of an Iron Age fort somewhere in England. The work had been carried out by a well known archaeologist of the mid 20th century whose only interpretation of any find he made was of cataclysmic battles and great conflicts.<\/p>\n<p>For example, he&#8217;d find a piece of pottery blackened with soot and immediately decide it was in that state because the structure it was in had been sacked and burnt to the ground &#8211; not that it was a cooking pot and would have got covered in soot in normal use. Then there were the pits filled with the bones of &#8220;slaughtered children&#8221; and soldiers who fell defending\/attacking such and such a place. Later these were found to be rubbish pits full of animal bones.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the same with phalluses found both in the remains of the ancient world and in contemporary culture, art, architecture and design.<\/p>\n<p>There are those who would assign the label of male genitalia to any column from Nelson&#8217;s to those in the main entrance to the national gallery. Monoliths, Egyptian obelisks and even fungi have been attributed with penile characteristics &#8211; Specifically the Common Stinkhorn or Phallus impudicus pictured above.<\/p>\n<p>Of course when you have something vaguely edible one society or another will use it as a medicine and credit it with the ability to improve virility. So dried cock-fungus instead of the little blue pills then.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not just limited to the male anatomy of course, though whether those who named the <a title=\"Coco De Mer\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Coco_de_Mer\" target=\"_blank\">Coco de Mer<\/a> (Lodoicea callipyge or &#8220;Beautiful Rump&#8221;) thought there was a land of bottomless women somewhere or consuming it would give you a Jay-Lo butt will be forever a mystery.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Phallic Symbolism Why is it that some people can look at anything vaguely cylindrical and assign it the label &#8220;phallic&#8221;. I remember seeing a TV documentary about the excavation of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=13001\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3,25],"tags":[2184],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13001"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13001"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13001\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13004,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13001\/revisions\/13004"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13001"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13001"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13001"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}