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It was a lovely day today so I decided to do some tidying out in the garden but I was also keeping an eye out for white van man.\u00a0 He was due to deliver me a nice big box of toys for testing and reviewing and I didn\u2019t want to miss him.<\/p>\n
So between raking the grass and having a tidy on the back garden I kept checking that his van hadn\u2019t appeared at the bottom of the driveway.\u00a0 I was happy when I had completed my work out there and could move to the front garden.<\/p>\n
I had been out there for about 30 minutes when his van pulled up.\u00a0 The delivery guy comes quite often so we always have a bit of a chat.\u00a0 As he handed over the large box I put it in the hallway and continued to discuss the weather with him.<\/p>\n
Some minutes later I slipped back in to the house to get a cold drink, it was quite warm out there today and I had built up a thirst.<\/p>\n
As I walked in to the hallway I noticed the box had been recycled and was emblazoned with Rocks Off on the side.\u00a0 Now I know they make male sex toys but does my delivery guy?\u00a0 I had to smile.<\/p>\n
Even if he didn\u2019t know they make male toys it still sounds a little bit naughty, I\u2019ll have to wait and see if he says anything next time.\u00a0\u00a0 lol<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"