{"id":13057,"date":"2011-03-30T17:57:02","date_gmt":"2011-03-30T17:57:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=13057"},"modified":"2011-03-30T16:37:51","modified_gmt":"2011-03-30T16:37:51","slug":"its-big-and-its-pink-and-im-going-to-fuck-myself-with-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=13057","title":{"rendered":"It`s Big And It`s Pink And I`m Going To Fuck Myself With It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/pink-cockatoo.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-13060\" title=\"pink cockatoo\" src=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/pink-cockatoo-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"pink cockatoo\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/pink-cockatoo-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/pink-cockatoo.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>I received one of the strangest sex toys yesterday. Never seen anything like it but I can&#8217;t wait to have a go on it.<\/p>\n<p>And no it&#8217;s not him even though he is a big pink cock or two.\u00a0\u00a0 lol<\/p>\n<p>More to follow&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I received one of the strangest sex toys yesterday. Never seen anything like it but I can&#8217;t wait to have a go on it. And no it&#8217;s not him even &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=13057\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13057"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13057"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13057\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13063,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13057\/revisions\/13063"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13057"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13057"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13057"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}