{"id":13088,"date":"2011-03-31T23:57:03","date_gmt":"2011-03-31T23:57:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=13088"},"modified":"2011-03-31T21:38:54","modified_gmt":"2011-03-31T21:38:54","slug":"take-one-vaccum-cleaner-and-a-cock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=13088","title":{"rendered":"Take One Vaccum Cleaner And A Cock"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Demon Dan\" src=\"\/images\/demon-dan.jpg\" alt=\"Demon Dan\" width=\"300\" height=\"420\" \/>The <a title=\"Circus Of Horror\" href=\"http:\/\/www.circusofhorrors.co.uk\/\" target=\"_blank\">Circus of Horrors<\/a> were due to take their gothic style horror show to St Peter\u2019s College to perform at their Ball on 7<sup>th<\/sup> May but the act has been pulled.\u00a0 Oooh errr!\u00a0\u00a0 That\u2019s very near to the bone as you will soon find out.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>The act which has now been touring for the past 15 years has been axed by the Dean of St Peter\u2019s College masters have censored them after perhaps after finding out what the performers get up to.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09\u00a0 Gary Stretch has a talent for pulling a flap of his own neck skin over his mouth and Demon Dan aka Daniel Blackner gets up to strange things with a hoover.<\/p>\n<p>Demon Dan made the news some time ago when he got in to an incident with his trusty hoover, <a title=\"Dwarf Hoover Incident\" href=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/2007\/08\/20\/dwarf_hoover_incident\/\" target=\"_blank\">you can read about it here<\/a> it\u2019s hilarious.\u00a0 And if you <a title=\"Circus Of Horror\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=GE3vkzi3n28\" target=\"_blank\">watch the video clip<\/a> you will see what all the fuss is about.<\/p>\n<p>I tried to get better footage of his act but couldn\u2019t find any.\u00a0 I\u2019m sure most college students would love this kind of stuff but obviously the staff at St Peter\u2019s don\u2019t think so.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Circus of Horrors were due to take their gothic style horror show to St Peter\u2019s College to perform at their Ball on 7th May but the act has been &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=13088\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,14],"tags":[3151,3150],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13088"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13088"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13088\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13090,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13088\/revisions\/13090"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13088"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13088"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13088"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}