{"id":13203,"date":"2011-04-07T22:57:53","date_gmt":"2011-04-07T22:57:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=13203"},"modified":"2011-04-07T22:29:10","modified_gmt":"2011-04-07T22:29:10","slug":"trans-global-orgasms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=13203","title":{"rendered":"Trans Global Orgasms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Booby O\" src=\"\/images\/booby-o.jpg\" alt=\"Booby O\" width=\"194\" height=\"260\" \/>It\u2019s only last Friday that I first saw it and immediately knew I wanted one of my very own.\u00a0 Brand new toys to the market attract my attention like shoes and handbags do for other girls.<\/p>\n<p>I made contact with the manufacturer of the product and she informed me that they had already despatched one out to me from the US for testing and review.<\/p>\n<p>You can\u2019t argue with service like that.<\/p>\n<p>And even better, my toy arrived at my door this evening!<\/p>\n<p>I bet you can\u2019t guess what I\u2019m going to be doing this weekend.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>Watch this space for news of the review.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s only last Friday that I first saw it and immediately knew I wanted one of my very own.\u00a0 Brand new toys to the market attract my attention like shoes &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=13203\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[3174,4253],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13203"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13203"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13203\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13205,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13203\/revisions\/13205"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}