{"id":13236,"date":"2011-04-09T12:57:24","date_gmt":"2011-04-09T12:57:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=13236"},"modified":"2011-04-09T08:00:07","modified_gmt":"2011-04-09T08:00:07","slug":"double-fun-but-plug-and-pussy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=13236","title":{"rendered":"Double Fun, But Plug And Pussy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Cat And Butt Plug\" src=\"\/images\/cat-with-butt-plug.jpg\" alt=\"Cat And Butt Plug\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/>Exactly what is says on the tin, eh. I don\u2019t know which cat owner thought balancing a sex toy on its head and then sending a picture of it in to <a title=\"Stuff On My Cat\" href=\"http:\/\/www.stuffonmycat.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Stuff On My Cat<\/a> was a great idea, but someone did.<\/p>\n<p>Does this count as animal cruelty?<\/p>\n<p>If the poor thing didn\u2019t look so forlorn I\u2019d be laughing I suppose. The incongruity of the shot and all that, I dread to think what I might see on the site next.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Exactly what is says on the tin, eh. I don\u2019t know which cat owner thought balancing a sex toy on its head and then sending a picture of it in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=13236\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3],"tags":[3180],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13236"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13236"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13236\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13237,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13236\/revisions\/13237"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13236"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13236"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13236"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}