{"id":1324,"date":"2008-06-22T09:49:39","date_gmt":"2008-06-22T09:49:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=1324"},"modified":"2008-06-22T08:34:52","modified_gmt":"2008-06-22T08:34:52","slug":"do-all-the-boys-want-to-see-my-panties","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1324","title":{"rendered":"Do All The Boys Want To See My Panties"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/suzeass.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"241\" \/>We had little nephew over this weekend, it&#8217;s nice to be able to do kiddie things again like using Play-Doh and watching kids DVD&#8217;s. It also make a change from watching porn. Lol Although he nearly beat me to the DVD player, I got there just in time to stop him form ejecting Harmony&#8217;s House Of Shame. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>I think he is more suited to Ice Age than lots of ladies in latex doing naughty things. It did give me a kick up the ass to make sure I don&#8217;t leave anything in the drive in future. Bloody hell, if he has started the player up\u2026<\/p>\n<p>He is also getting more than a little inquisitive about the human form, trying to catch site of things. I had to push the toilet door to because I forgot to lock it, kids just don&#8217;t think about things like privacy at his age.<\/p>\n<p>Then this morning I was just changing in the bedroom and pulling on a pair of panties when he charged in and spanked me on the ass and ran away.<\/p>\n<p>Aren&#8217;t children fun!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We had little nephew over this weekend, it&#8217;s nice to be able to do kiddie things again like using Play-Doh and watching kids DVD&#8217;s. It also make a change from &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1324\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1324"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1324"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1324\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}