{"id":1334,"date":"2008-06-24T10:52:26","date_gmt":"2008-06-24T10:52:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=1334"},"modified":"2008-06-24T15:39:33","modified_gmt":"2008-06-24T15:39:33","slug":"filthy-picture-book","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1334","title":{"rendered":"Filthy Picture Book"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/wildestfantasies.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"254\" height=\"272\" \/>Whilst visiting the Passion show I was handed a book by one of the stands to read and review. I almost forgot I had it because it was buried under lots of toys currently being stored in an old suitcase awaiting review.<\/p>\n<p>The stockpile of toys for review is now kept in a large suitcase with wheels so that we can move it easily when people come over. It just looks as if we are about to take a trip somewhere. I hope nobody asks where we are off to, I&#8217;m a terrible liar. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>I had just finished reading my copy of Spilling The Beans, Clarissa Dickson Wright&#8217;s autobiography which I must say was a little heavy going but an interesting read. Now I was in the mood to read some filth.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a book of short erotic stories, ideal for reading over a lunchtime. I finished my sandwich from the greasy spoon and opened the glovebox to retrieve the book.<\/p>\n<p>Being a paperback it is also easier to hold, that autobiography in hardback could wedge a door open without a problem. Lol I started to read the first story I won&#8217;t spoil it for you by telling you what it&#8217;s about as I intend to review the book when I have finished it.<\/p>\n<p>Within a few paragraphs I was quite getting in to it and wished I had brought along a toy to add to the experience. As I looked to rest my eyes for a moment I noticed a guy walking past looking straight in the car with a smile on his face.<\/p>\n<p>I felt slightly flattered that he was smiling at me and gave him a rather smug smile in return. Then I returned my glance to the book. It then occurred to me why he was smiling, I turned the book to check out the frontcover\u2026it had a girl laying down in a pair of lacey panties of the front.<\/p>\n<p>Ooohps!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whilst visiting the Passion show I was handed a book by one of the stands to read and review. I almost forgot I had it because it was buried under &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1334\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1334"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1334"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1334\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1334"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1334"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}