{"id":13370,"date":"2011-04-17T07:57:16","date_gmt":"2011-04-17T07:57:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=13370"},"modified":"2011-04-15T19:26:10","modified_gmt":"2011-04-15T19:26:10","slug":"eastern-promises-you-might-not-keep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=13370","title":{"rendered":"Eastern Promises You Might Not Keep"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Whore T Shirt\" src=\"\/images\/whore-tshirt.jpg\" alt=\"Whore T Shirt\" width=\"325\" height=\"244\" \/>The ever funny <a title=\"Engrish Funny\" href=\"http:\/\/EngrishFunny.com\" target=\"_blank\">EngrishFunny.com<\/a> provided me with a little giggle after gardening this afternoon.<\/p>\n<p>What do you think? I want one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The ever funny EngrishFunny.com provided me with a little giggle after gardening this afternoon. What do you think? I want one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120],"tags":[3206],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13370"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13370"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13370\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13371,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13370\/revisions\/13371"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}