{"id":13480,"date":"2011-04-23T07:57:34","date_gmt":"2011-04-23T07:57:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=13480"},"modified":"2011-04-23T07:43:22","modified_gmt":"2011-04-23T07:43:22","slug":"short-skirted-office-nypmphos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=13480","title":{"rendered":"Short Skirted Office Nypmphos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/purplecun.jpg\" alt=\"Cunnilingus\" width=\"411\" height=\"294\" \/>Is there a protocol for who you should and shouldn&#8217;t masturbate about? Masturbation doesn&#8217;t have to be a solo experience, for many couples, us included it&#8217;s done in company. So the person you&#8217;re thinking about when you do masturbate is the one with you, often the one with their hand around your cock.<\/p>\n<p>When you&#8217;re not in a relationship of course things are different. The object of your desire may be a model in a glossy porn magazine or it may be a real person. Perhaps someone you&#8217;ve met, maybe even work with.<\/p>\n<p>Should you be guilty about having sexual thoughts about them, particularly if you do not know if they are reciprocated?<\/p>\n<p>So long as the whole thing doesn&#8217;t turn into an obsession, then fair enough. Solo masturbation is very different from expressing you sexual feeling for another while they&#8217;re in the same room. It&#8217;s purely one-sided and while not in itself a problem doesn&#8217;t give you a true perspective of your feelings towards another.<\/p>\n<p>Although some people might be offended to learn that you&#8217;ve jacked off to lewd thoughts about them I would venture a fair proportion would be quite flattered. After all, don&#8217;t we all want to be wanted, platonically, amorously or sexually?<\/p>\n<p>I wouldn&#8217;t suggest you go and confess all to your latest wank fantasy as a punch in the mouth often offends \u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is there a protocol for who you should and shouldn&#8217;t masturbate about? Masturbation doesn&#8217;t have to be a solo experience, for many couples, us included it&#8217;s done in company. So &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=13480\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,25],"tags":[4254,2251,1241],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13480"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13480"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13480\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13481,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13480\/revisions\/13481"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13480"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13480"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}