{"id":13589,"date":"2011-04-30T11:57:25","date_gmt":"2011-04-30T11:57:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=13589"},"modified":"2011-04-29T21:09:35","modified_gmt":"2011-04-29T21:09:35","slug":"dirty-girls-over-the-counter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=13589","title":{"rendered":"Dirty Girls Over The Counter"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"JenniferI was doing a bit of research recently, no really it was research. I decided to get a copy of one of the lads mags to see what sort of thing your average male was reading in the print media these days. It’s too easy to take it for granted that you know what is going on in the big wide world and what appeals to readers, so I try and keep abreast of things – oh, no missus!<\/p>\n

Well, you should have seen the look I got from the woman in the supermarket. You’d have thought I’d bought “donkey buggerers monthly”. It’s only a laddish, softcore tits and arse mag I thought.<\/p>\n

So I suspect I’ll be getting funny looks from now on when I buy my groceries.<\/p>\n

You can imagine her thoughts \u2026 “Filthy man” \u2026 if only she knew. ROFLMAO<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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