{"id":1359,"date":"2008-06-29T17:48:28","date_gmt":"2008-06-29T17:48:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=1359"},"modified":"2008-06-29T17:50:06","modified_gmt":"2008-06-29T17:50:06","slug":"going-down-on-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1359","title":{"rendered":"Going Down On Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/hentairedhead.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"401\" \/>I think the last 12.5 hours of downtime on the site has proved to me just how much AlexSuze has become part of my life. I&#8217;ve been fretting and totally pissed off since we discovered that we had disappeared from the blogosphere.<\/p>\n<p>Have you missed us?<\/p>\n<p>Life just isn&#8217;t the same without the interaction I have with you all out there. I mean who else would I confide all my dirty exploits to? Best friends are good but you can&#8217;t tell them everything now can you.<\/p>\n<p>It felt like I had lost an arm. Does that sound sad?<\/p>\n<p>We had to fill our time with something, I bet you can&#8217;t guess what we did\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u2026You did didn&#8217;t you. We went to bed for a few hours.<\/p>\n<p>Stay tuned because we are going to make it up to everyone, for starters there will be a video of me with my latest toy later on so stay tuned. It&#8217;s going to be a fun day. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think the last 12.5 hours of downtime on the site has proved to me just how much AlexSuze has become part of my life. I&#8217;ve been fretting and totally &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1359\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1359"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1359"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1359\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}