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With all this talk of Fawlty Towers about at the moment it got me thinking about the broken sign at the bottom of the drive to the legendary hotel and one of its permutations – “Flowery Twats”.<\/p>\nWith all this talk of Fawlty Towers about at the moment it got me thinking about the broken sign at the bottom of the drive to the legendary hotel and one of its permutations – “Flowery Twats”.<\/p>\n
Of course with my mind not being too far away from porn at any time it occurred to me that it would be a great idea to remake the show as a porn movie.<\/p>\n
The casting would be interesting. How about:<\/p>\n
Jay Snake as Basil,\u00a0Simony Diamond as Sybil,\u00a0Ron Jeremy as Manuel,\u00a0Ree Petra as Polly,\u00a0Sofia Valentine as the new female chef who likes fresh meat in the kitchen,\u00a0Sylvia Saint as the troublesome guest who’s clothes keep falling off<\/p>\n
Should I go on?<\/p>\n
You now have an insight into the monothematic nature of my mind this morning. LOL<\/p>\n
Anyway the idea is \u00a9Alex\/AlexSuze.com 2011, so if anyone wants to make it, come see me for a script and the rights. I volunteer to direct.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"