Do you remember those sweets that came on elastic and you bit off one sickly-sweet ring at a time? I do, they were bloody awful!<\/p>\n
I’ve never been one for things that were too sweet, OK, so I like chocolate, but sweets like Refreshers or seaside rock make me puke. I can imagine that the underwear you can get which is made from sweets seems like a good idea when you order it from the online sex store, or buy it in the local sex shop, but after a few licks I’d be retching.<\/p>\n
More sensible would be a savoury brand of underwear. How about barbeque beef flavoured boxers. Or maybe a sweet chilly thong? Even better a Cornish pasty codpiece hehehe.<\/p>\n
Sweet and creamy always seem to be associated with sexual play when it comes to food, look at the fridge scene in 9 \u00bd weeks. Why is that though? Are all the alleged aphrodisiac and endorphin releasing foods sweet? Feeding Kim Basinger strawberries does have its attractions, but doesn’t she fancy a spicy sausage from time to time.<\/p>\n
I couldn’t resist that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"