{"id":13903,"date":"2011-05-22T17:55:33","date_gmt":"2011-05-22T17:55:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=13903"},"modified":"2011-05-22T17:14:00","modified_gmt":"2011-05-22T17:14:00","slug":"squatting-schoolgirl-secret-panties","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=13903","title":{"rendered":"Squatting Schoolgirl, Secret Panties"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Squatting Japanese School\" src=\"\/images\/squatting-schoolgirl.jpg\" alt=\"Squatting Japanese School\" width=\"275\" height=\"389\" \/>I think this counts as the oddest and most uncomfortable looking DVD covers I&#8217;ve ever encountered. I don&#8217;t read Japanese so if anyone does can they translate it for me? It might go some way towards explaining why the hell this poor girl was made to squat and look like she&#8217;s just filled her knickers for the cover shot.<\/p>\n<p>Awkward and posed are two words that don&#8217;t come close to describing just how unnatural this image looks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think this counts as the oddest and most uncomfortable looking DVD covers I&#8217;ve ever encountered. I don&#8217;t read Japanese so if anyone does can they translate it for me? &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=13903\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3,35],"tags":[3268],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13903"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13903"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13903\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13905,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13903\/revisions\/13905"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13903"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13903"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13903"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}