{"id":1393,"date":"2008-07-06T12:52:34","date_gmt":"2008-07-06T12:52:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=1393"},"modified":"2008-07-06T12:17:31","modified_gmt":"2008-07-06T12:17:31","slug":"sex-crime-and-potential-fucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1393","title":{"rendered":"Sex, Crime And Potential Fucks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/kirstyyoung.jpg\" alt=\"Kirsty Young\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" \/>I feel so naughty for even contemplating writing this post but it has to be said. I&#8217;m so in to the presenters of Crime Watch. It&#8217;s nothing to do with the crimes in themselves, no, no, it relates solely to the presenters of the programme.<\/p>\n<p>Jill Dando was a beautiful and talented presenter who had her life taken from her in 1999. Jill was a young, intelligent, successful and talented lady who also was fortunate enough to be a stunner too. It was her that hooked me in to watching the programme.<\/p>\n<p>Then came the sexy, sultry and carnally naughty Fiona Bruce, she is so dirty. Don&#8217;t ask me why, it could be the glint in her eye I&#8217;m not sure but she looks hot to drop (them hehehe). She captivated me for a long time and inspired many lesbian fantasies. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>Who would think that a programme whose sole aim is to capture criminals would be the be the inspiration for such naughty fantasies.<\/p>\n<p>Recently Fiona has been replaced by Kirsty Young. That woman can make your pants fall off at 20 paces. She comes across as a dominatrix, with a strong Scottish accent and a playful manner.<\/p>\n<p>And don&#8217;t get me started on Rav Wilding\u2026he is a hunk. I can&#8217;t believe he is currently a detective constable.<\/p>\n<p>I would like him to take down my particulars any time he likes. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I feel so naughty for even contemplating writing this post but it has to be said. I&#8217;m so in to the presenters of Crime Watch. It&#8217;s nothing to do with &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1393\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1393"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1393"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1393\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}