{"id":13948,"date":"2011-05-24T17:55:08","date_gmt":"2011-05-24T17:55:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=13948"},"modified":"2011-05-23T22:23:39","modified_gmt":"2011-05-23T22:23:39","slug":"lube-it-up-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=13948","title":{"rendered":"Lube It Up Baby  ;)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Wet Boobs\" src=\"\/images\/wet-boobs-in-pool.jpg\" alt=\"Wet boobs\" width=\"243\" height=\"237\" \/>I\u2019m not a lover of silicone lubricant because it can\u2019t be used with most of my silicone toys because it could degrade them or at worse melt them.<\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t get me wrong in the right situation silicone lubricant has its part to play, for example it\u2019s a good one to use in water or for long lasting lubrication but I have other uses for mine.<\/p>\n<p>Last year I decided to try and liven up my plastic patio table.\u00a0 We have had it for quite a few years now and the shine has long gone.\u00a0 One sunny afternoon I had a bright idea and decided to try applying my lube to the table to see if it would replace the long lost shine.<\/p>\n<p>A few minutes later I was buffing up my table with a soft cloth and it looked marvellous.\u00a0 I recommend you give it a try after spot testing it, don\u2019t want you to melt your tables.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve now added to the silicone lubricant\u2019s applications.\u00a0 Alex spent some time tightening and replacing screws in our wooden framed bed.\u00a0 Wear and tear had caused the bed to make a right racket when we were shagging.\u00a0 It was really off putting as you couldn\u2019t hear the moans for the creaks and squeaks.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>Once Alex had applied some new screws and tightened the good ones up it still creaked like crazy so I suggested that he should apply a few drops of my lube to the joints.\u00a0 After all anything was worth a try to subdue the bloody noise.<\/p>\n<p>And it worked!\u00a0 When we screwed later that evening the bed was almost silent.\u00a0 Another good use for my lube.\u00a0 I\u2019ll keep you posted of any new ones, or perhaps you have some to share with me.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m not a lover of silicone lubricant because it can\u2019t be used with most of my silicone toys because it could degrade them or at worse melt them. Don\u2019t get &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=13948\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3],"tags":[3273,3274],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13948"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13948"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13948\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13950,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13948\/revisions\/13950"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}