{"id":13985,"date":"2011-05-27T11:55:08","date_gmt":"2011-05-27T11:55:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=13985"},"modified":"2011-05-26T19:04:56","modified_gmt":"2011-05-26T19:04:56","slug":"rub-one-out-for-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=13985","title":{"rendered":"Rub One Out For Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Masturbation\" src=\"\/images\/fingerherself.jpg\" alt=\"Masturbation\" width=\"302\" height=\"302\" \/>I was hanging about on my social networking site today chatting to my friends when someone asked a question which made me think.<\/p>\n<p>They asked the question \u201cDo you ever play and not use toys?\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>My initial response was to say that I usually use toys these days because I\u2019m lazy.\u00a0 Which I suppose is partly right but also I have so many toys waiting in line to be tested that I feel a quick finger fuck would be a wasted opportunity to give one a run for its money.<\/p>\n<p>And to be honest fingers are good but if it\u2019s a quick thrill I\u2019m after then a battery operated clit vibe or vibrator will do the trick far quicker.<\/p>\n<p>I suppose in a way I\u2019m too spoilt for choice now to go back to the old ways.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was hanging about on my social networking site today chatting to my friends when someone asked a question which made me think. They asked the question \u201cDo you ever &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=13985\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[77,25],"tags":[4254,113],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13985"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13985"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13985\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13990,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13985\/revisions\/13990"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}