{"id":1401,"date":"2008-07-08T10:51:33","date_gmt":"2008-07-08T10:51:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=1401"},"modified":"2008-07-07T21:59:09","modified_gmt":"2008-07-07T21:59:09","slug":"extreme-sex-toy-action","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1401","title":{"rendered":"Extreme Sex Toy Action"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/hughheffner.jpg\" alt=\"Hugh Heffner\" width=\"300\" height=\"185\" \/><strong>Sex Toy Could Have Been The Death Of Him<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I know this doesn&#8217;t sound very empathetic but I could not stop giggling after reading a short article about Hugh Hefner.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently he was in bed with his girlfriend, not just any girlfriend but Miss January 1977 Sondra Theodore using a sex toy which he had in his mouth. Look, don&#8217;t ask\u2026I thought sex toys were usually used on sexual organs but obviously Hef has different ideas. Lol<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m certainly not feeling the gravity of this am I?<\/p>\n<p>Sondra started to pump his chest (I&#8217;m sure there is a pun in there somewhere) and the toy dislodged itself.<\/p>\n<p>All this and more is to be revealed in his &#8220;Mr Playboy: Hugh Hefner And The American Dream&#8221;, which he hasn&#8217;t written incidentally.<\/p>\n<p>Well Hef, perhaps you shouldn&#8217;t take your work home in future. *giggle*<\/p>\n<p>Tags: <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/Hugh+Heffner\" target=\"_blank\">Hugh Heffner<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/Sondra+Theodore\" target=\"_blank\">Sondra Theodore<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sex Toy Could Have Been The Death Of Him I know this doesn&#8217;t sound very empathetic but I could not stop giggling after reading a short article about Hugh Hefner. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1401\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1401"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1401"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1401\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}