{"id":14016,"date":"2011-05-29T22:55:26","date_gmt":"2011-05-29T22:55:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=14016"},"modified":"2011-05-29T22:21:01","modified_gmt":"2011-05-29T22:21:01","slug":"a-bit-of-a-trim-and-boobs-in-my-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=14016","title":{"rendered":"A Bit Of A Trim And Boobs In My Face"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Bikini Girl\" src=\"\/images\/bikini-girl.jpg\" alt=\"Bikini Girl\" width=\"275\" height=\"365\" \/>Having long hair means that I don\u2019t often venture to the hairdressers which saves me a fortune but also means I miss out on other things which I\u2019ll come to in a minute.<\/p>\n<p>I usually frequent the local non trendy salon which trims you for a mere \u00a310, great value you may think until you consider the consequences of the visit.\u00a0 Last time I went they cut almost half the length of my hair off when I only wanted a trim, roughly an inch off.<\/p>\n<p>They kept on cutting small amounts off until there was barely enough to make a ponytail, which I like to wear when going to the gym to keep me cool.\u00a0 I didn\u2019t say anything as she showed me the diminished length of my hair in the hand mirror but vowed not to return.<\/p>\n<p>So today I went to a more trendy salon.\u00a0 And yes I did pay almost 3 times more for the service but you certainly do get what you pay for.\u00a0 The girl very competently managed to shape my hair without hacking away at all the length and it looks great.<\/p>\n<p>Additionally I got to ogle her ample cleavage as she leaned over me.\u00a0 In fact I asked her to go back over my fringe and got another look down her top.\u00a0 I\u2019m a perv I know, she must only have been in her early 20\u2019s.<\/p>\n<p>Oh well, I suppose it\u2019s a hidden extra when you visit a trendy hair salon.\u00a0 lol<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Having long hair means that I don\u2019t often venture to the hairdressers which saves me a fortune but also means I miss out on other things which I\u2019ll come to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=14016\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,1120,3,25],"tags":[951,1662,3293],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14016"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14016"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14016\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14019,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14016\/revisions\/14019"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14016"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14016"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14016"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}