{"id":14069,"date":"2011-06-01T23:55:07","date_gmt":"2011-06-01T23:55:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=14069"},"modified":"2011-06-02T14:08:45","modified_gmt":"2011-06-02T14:08:45","slug":"the-perils-of-masturbation-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=14069","title":{"rendered":"The Perils Of Masturbation"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Masturbation\"I\u2019ve had some work done recently.\u00a0 No, it\u2019s not a boob job.\u00a0 Lol\u00a0 I\u2019ve been indulging in some girlie pampering, thought it was about time I spent some time and money on me after all what\u2019s the point in earning it if you don\u2019t enjoy it right!<\/p>\n

So I got myself some nice nails or silks as they are known in the industry.\u00a0 I can grow my nails and keep them a good length for a while but then they weaken at the base and break off.\u00a0\u00a0 And may I add they look great and Alex is enjoying them running up and down his back.<\/p>\n

Girls if you want to talk your fella in to spoiling you with a new set of nails mention the back thing and I\u2019m sure it won\u2019t take long before he is springing for set.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n

There is a downside besides not being able to do certain things like pull up zippers with ease.\u00a0 They are a little bit of a nuisance when it comes to self pleasure.<\/p>\n

I decided to take some time out from a busy morning of credit control and have a bit of a twiddle in the bedroom.\u00a0 Expecting my saliva slicked finger to simply slip between my swollen pussy lips and furiously rub one out was a big mistake.<\/p>\n

As soon as I started to run from side to side I started to graze my clit and stab my pussy lips with each sideways stroke.<\/p>\n

Bugger!<\/p>\n

It\u2019s a bloody good job\u00a0 I have a toy for that job.\u00a0 Lol\u00a0 I quickly retrieved my clit vibe from my bedside draw and finished the job safely.<\/p>\n

There should be a warning sign on the wall at the nail salon saying that false nails can be detrimental to your sexual health,.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I\u2019ve had some work done recently.\u00a0 No, it\u2019s not a boob job.\u00a0 Lol\u00a0 I\u2019ve been indulging in some girlie pampering, thought it was about time I spent some time and … Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,77],"tags":[3302,4254],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14069"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14069"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14069\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14074,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14069\/revisions\/14074"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14069"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14069"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14069"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}