{"id":14230,"date":"2011-06-17T17:55:11","date_gmt":"2011-06-17T17:55:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=14230"},"modified":"2011-06-10T20:34:14","modified_gmt":"2011-06-10T20:34:14","slug":"masturbation-as-a-productivity-tool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=14230","title":{"rendered":"Masturbation As A Productivity Tool"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Fellatio\" src=\"\/images\/bananafellatio.jpg\" alt=\"Fellatio\" width=\"221\" height=\"236\" \/>I\u2019m having a bit of a mental block as far as writing is concerned this week.\u00a0 I go through stages like that and then all of a sudden I get my mojo back and things start to flow again.\u00a0 It\u2019s a bit like having something stuck in the ubend I suppose.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>I find that you need to release the valve to get the creative juices flowing once more.\u00a0 For me that valve seems to be sexual release.\u00a0 In other words a good orgasm which can blow your mind and the cobwebs away.<\/p>\n<p>If I had picked up that DVD to review once I had picked it up 10 times and nothing seemed to flow from me.\u00a0 Right, something had to be done to break the cycle of tension.\u00a0 I know why I was feeling this way, it was due in part to our previous host for the site behaving like an arsehole and I had to get over it.<\/p>\n<p>I took myself off to the bedroom armed with a clit vibe and a porn DVD.\u00a0 There I go multi tasking again.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42\u00a0 My viewing selection was Sweet Tits Italiano, I lurve boobies and make no secret of it.<\/p>\n<p>After shutting the curtains and turning on the DVD player I reclined on the bed feeling horny as hell. I pulled the thin cover we have been using during the hot spell over me and lay back.\u00a0 The blonde was a dirty bitch and had a great pair of tits on her.<\/p>\n<p>Retrieving my clit vibe from my draw I moistened my index and middle finger with my saliva and ran them between my swollen labia.\u00a0 Fuck she\u2019s got great tits!&#8230;sorry I got carried away there.\u00a0 I placed my clit vibe between my legs to warm whilst I did the same taking up the visual feast of large bouncing titties on screen.<\/p>\n<p>He was giving her a really good seeing to and I needed to be sated too.\u00a0 I placed the clit vibe over my swollen, engorged clitoris and pressed that button.\u00a0 Fuck, there was no stopping me from bringing myself off.\u00a0 Her tits swayed as he fucked the hell out of her pussy.\u00a0 Large aerolaed and nippled breasts that I would give my arm to suck\u2026<\/p>\n<p>But for now I had to take care of my own pleasure.\u00a0 I was so fucking horny and ready to come\u2026<\/p>\n<p>That clit vibe was now hitting the spot and I could sense those tell tale electrical impulses which radiate from my groin.\u00a0 My toes and fingers were tingling and my hips had taken up a natural tilt to aid stimulation and ultimately orgasm.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately my clit vibe is not the quietest in the world but very effective for me.\u00a0 I say that because before I had chance to orgasm my cat jumped on my groin looking very disturbed by all the noise down there the little\u2026<\/p>\n<p>This put me off ever so slightly, that and the claws sticking in to my hips.\u00a0 Lol.<\/p>\n<p>To be continued\u2026\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p><strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m having a bit of a mental block as far as writing is concerned this week.\u00a0 I go through stages like that and then all of a sudden I get &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=14230\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,77,35,25],"tags":[4254],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14230"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14230"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14230\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14231,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14230\/revisions\/14231"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}