{"id":14263,"date":"2011-06-16T22:55:33","date_gmt":"2011-06-16T22:55:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=14263"},"modified":"2011-06-10T21:32:14","modified_gmt":"2011-06-10T21:32:14","slug":"dirty-panty-go-round","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=14263","title":{"rendered":"Dirty Panty-Go-Round"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" style=\"margin: 5px; float: left;\" title=\"Underwear Model\" src=\"\/images\/underwear-model.jpg\" alt=\"Underwear Model\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/>My earliest memories of selecting underwear would be when I was about 8 years old.\u00a0 Well I say selecting my own underwear, back in those days there wasn\u2019t too much choice and you really had to select from a cohort of panties your mum had pre selected.<\/p>\n<p>In my case, my mum being like most, practical usually opted for a pair which you could pull up under your armpits and tuck your vest in.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>The other prerequisite was that they should \u201cboil\u201d. \u00a0I don\u2019t quite know what the obsession with being able to boil your underwear came from.\u00a0 Perhaps from the washing machines of the day which consisted of twin tubs, one for washing which usually wasn\u2019t adequately themostatically controlled and the other to spin and rinse your washing.\u00a0 Crude by today\u2019s standards but back in the day better than a single tub.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>Time passed by and I noticed that my friends were wearing much smaller panties than I was and I managed to persuade my mum to let me wear bikini briefs.\u00a0 And shortly after that I was wanting to purchase my first bra but that\u2019s a story for another time.<\/p>\n<p>Then when I hit my late teens I progressed in to the skimpier panties just like my friends.\u00a0 And from then on in there was no turning back, throughout my thirties and in to my forties I still like to wear g-strings.<\/p>\n<p>I wore ones so tiny that they wouldn\u2019t have covered up anything bigger than a vestas box.\u00a0 Not really worth wearing anything at all.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>And now I seem to have come round full circle.\u00a0 I went to Marks &amp; Spencer to buy my usual multipack of everyday thongs to find that you can only purchase large pants, lady boxers and the like.\u00a0 WTF! Why are there no thongs?<\/p>\n<p>I came away with a multipack of panties I can once again tuck a vest in should I wish to wear one.\u00a0 lol<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My earliest memories of selecting underwear would be when I was about 8 years old.\u00a0 Well I say selecting my own underwear, back in those days there wasn\u2019t too much &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=14263\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,35,25],"tags":[3323,2142,2606],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14263"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14263"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14263\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14264,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14263\/revisions\/14264"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}