{"id":1437,"date":"2008-07-15T18:54:26","date_gmt":"2008-07-15T18:54:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=1437"},"modified":"2008-07-15T18:53:31","modified_gmt":"2008-07-15T18:53:31","slug":"cooking-up-something-hot-and-dirty-in-the-kitchen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1437","title":{"rendered":"Cooking Up Something Hot And Dirty In The Kitchen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/jamesmartin.jpg\" alt=\"James Martin\" width=\"276\" height=\"278\" \/>James Martin doing his spot on Saturday Kitchen on BBC1 gets my juices flowing. I have written about him before, he has to be one of if not the best, looking chefs around today. If you don&#8217;t believe me you can <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jamesmartinchef.co.uk\">check him out here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>You can be pulled in to watching him in the kitchen even if you don&#8217;t cook and aren&#8217;t at all interested in learning, he is so good to watch. He can come over and rattle my pots and pans any day.<\/p>\n<p>He has guest chefs on the show and Saturday was the turn of the Hairy Bikers. They are a wonderful duo and their sense of humour is just like mine. \ud83d\ude42 You check out their site here.<\/p>\n<p>They are also renowned for their double entendres, so I bet James was on tenter hooks throughout the show as it is a live show. And they didn&#8217;t let us down.<\/p>\n<p>At one point there was a reference to haemorrhoids. Then later he comes out with &#8220;I&#8217;m just going to bash my meat&#8221;, as he hits the chicken breast he is preparing. And to finish off he adds this has got some balls.<\/p>\n<p>Strange nobody wished to comment back. Lol<\/p>\n<p>This is what cookery is all about, no starchy, up your own arse attitude. I much prefer mine with a side serving of smut. Well, you just knew I would didn&#8217;t you.<\/p>\n<p>Tags: <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/James+Martin\" target=\"_blank\">James Martin<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/Hairy+Bikers\" target=\"_blank\">Hairy Bikers<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>James Martin doing his spot on Saturday Kitchen on BBC1 gets my juices flowing. I have written about him before, he has to be one of if not the best, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1437\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1437"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1437"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1437\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1437"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1437"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1437"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}