{"id":1439,"date":"2008-07-16T10:49:02","date_gmt":"2008-07-16T10:49:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=1439"},"modified":"2008-07-16T17:22:44","modified_gmt":"2008-07-16T17:22:44","slug":"it%e2%80%99s-big-hard-and-very-clever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1439","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Big Hard And Very Clever ;)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/concordecondom.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"290\" \/>I&#8217;ve never tested this out but apparently most condoms come in a standard 14.5cm length. This may not suit all men especially if you&#8217;re smaller of larger than the standard size. With this in mind a German inventor has come up with a &#8220;spray-on condom&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>No more ill-fitting condoms. His system sprays liquid latex on to your cock, creating a made to measure rubber.<\/p>\n<p>The man will stick his hardon in to a chamber where it will be sprayed with liquid latex, much like a car wash. Drying time is estimated to be around 20-25 seconds.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Spray-on Condom\" href=\"http:\/\/www.spiegel.de\/international\/zeitgeist\/0,1518,518492,00.html\" target=\"_blank\">Check out the full article here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Ooooooollllllllllllllllllp (this addition was just made by my cat, who insists on laying over the top of my keyboard. Lol)<\/p>\n<p>I must admit that I have my reservations about this article:<\/p>\n<p>Will that stuff sting when applied to your member?<\/p>\n<p>How do you ensure that the coating is even and more to the point, is it resistant to tears?<br \/>\nWhere does the semen go?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure there has to be some pull on the flesh when fucking, perhaps for both parties.<br \/>\nWon&#8217;t the action of fucking make the latex roll back off the skin and resulting in it coming off?<\/p>\n<p>What do you guys think? Is this a hoax?<\/p>\n<p>Tags: <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/condoms\" target=\"_blank\">condoms<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/spray-on+condom\" target=\"_blank\">spray-on condom<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/contraception\" target=\"_blank\">contraception<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve never tested this out but apparently most condoms come in a standard 14.5cm length. This may not suit all men especially if you&#8217;re smaller of larger than the standard &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1439\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[16],"tags":[158,160,159],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1439"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1439"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1439\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}