{"id":1441,"date":"2008-07-16T18:53:38","date_gmt":"2008-07-16T18:53:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=1441"},"modified":"2008-07-16T18:43:27","modified_gmt":"2008-07-16T18:43:27","slug":"getting-sexy-in-the-carpark","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1441","title":{"rendered":"Getting Sexy In The Carpark"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/avyscott.jpg\" alt=\"Avy Scott\" width=\"275\" height=\"408\" \/>I&#8217;m not quite sure why, it could be the inherent flirt in me but my body language and behaviour changes the minute I&#8217;m in the company of someone I fancy. No scrub that\u2026when I&#8217;m in the company of a male, with women it has to be one that I really like. I know this sounds weird but stick with me.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t have a clue why with men, it can be any male, I just turn in to a total whore! With women I tend to be a bit more discerning, maybe because as a rule of thumb they don&#8217;t tend to be bi or lesbian. Yes, I think that is exactly why now I come to think about it.<\/p>\n<p>But having said that the guy could be gay couldn&#8217;t he? Hmmm.<\/p>\n<p>However, usually I find that a guy will pay attention to you and if you should reciprocate he will follow if he is interested. Initially I believe a guy acts upon his male instinct to attract and then he decides once contact is established if he wishes to take it further.<\/p>\n<p>The reason for this introspection and behavioural study is because as you know if you have been reading for a while, at lunch I park up the car, eat my sandwich and at the moment pick up the book I am about to review of a toy. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve found that should a car pass by when I&#8217;m reading they take a long stare at me, I of course pretend not to notice and keep my head down but raise my eyes only to take a peek. But if they decide to pull the car alongside mine to park and go to the greasy spoon for a sarnie I have them sitting beside me for some time.<\/p>\n<p>During this time I find myself feeling extremely self conscious and very flirty. Anyone out there think they could have been parked next to me? \ud83d\ude09 I start to breath deeply, with increased speed as my pulse quickens. This results in my chest rising and falling in a very obvious fashion. Lol<\/p>\n<p>Today for example I had a driving instructor park up next to me, after he returned with his sandwich I felt the presence of his stare upon me. Trying not to make it obvious I continued to eat my ham salad on brown without getting mayo on my chin\u2026guess what happened as I&#8217;m there trying to eat like a sexy brunette.<\/p>\n<p>A large piece of tomato slid out from between my breadcake and dropped straight on to my boobs. Now how cool is that! Lol<\/p>\n<p>I tried to retrieve it gracefully but I think the illusion had gone.<\/p>\n<p>Oh well, you can&#8217;t be sexy all the time. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not quite sure why, it could be the inherent flirt in me but my body language and behaviour changes the minute I&#8217;m in the company of someone I fancy. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1441\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1441"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1441"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1441\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}