{"id":1443,"date":"2008-07-17T07:48:51","date_gmt":"2008-07-17T07:48:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=1443"},"modified":"2008-07-16T20:51:34","modified_gmt":"2008-07-16T20:51:34","slug":"professional-masturbator-that%e2%80%99s-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1443","title":{"rendered":"Professional Masturbator, That&#8217;s Me!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Sex Toy Reviews\" href=\"http:\/\/sextoysbuzz.com\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/testert.jpg\" alt=\"Tester T\" width=\"300\" height=\"304\" \/><\/a>Both Alex and I have been testing and reviewing adult toys for both sexes for over 3 years now. I personally have gained so much knowledge over that period, do you know I can now look at a toy and decide purely by looking at it if it is going to be effective on me. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>Only experience can bring such a wealth of knowledge and I feel I could advise anyone on the best toy for their needs.<\/p>\n<p>The problem with this kind of knowledge and experience is that you can only share it with a select number of people and all of you of course. \ud83d\ude42 In my real life I can&#8217;t reveal what I do to either friends or work colleagues.<\/p>\n<p>There are times when I want to shout it out loud because I&#8217;m proud to say that I am a sex toy tester! I would love to be able to walk around with it emblazoned on a t-shirt so that people can approach me for advice or to offer me the chance to try out their latest toy.<\/p>\n<p>But I can&#8217;t, my real life needs protecting from the naughty one I have online, sadly\u2026<\/p>\n<p>So for now I will hang back in the shadows, delight in my dual personality and wait for more excepting days.<\/p>\n<p>One day\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Both Alex and I have been testing and reviewing adult toys for both sexes for over 3 years now. I personally have gained so much knowledge over that period, do &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=1443\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,35,46,45,25,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1443"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1443"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1443\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}