{"id":14479,"date":"2011-07-02T13:55:57","date_gmt":"2011-07-02T13:55:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=14479"},"modified":"2011-07-02T13:48:40","modified_gmt":"2011-07-02T13:48:40","slug":"whipping-things-into-shape","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=14479","title":{"rendered":"Whipping Things Into Shape"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" style=\"margin: 5px; float: left;\" title=\"Shiny Whippy\" src=\"\/images\/shiny-whippy-girl.jpg\" alt=\"Shiny Whippy\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/>We went out to do some shopping today so I did a bit of research while we were out. You see I received 5 very special and quite hardcore canes this morning from Europe. So I wanted to refresh my memory about what is available on the high street to compare and contrast with those which arrived in an amusingly long package through our letterbox LOL<\/p>\n<p>We have a relatively local Anne Summers store so I popped in there, ignoring the lingerie and sanitised for the public sex toy displays, heading straight for the light bondage at the back. As I anticipated they don\u2019t have much. The most useful \u201ccorrection toy\u201d was a nice crop with a suede heart at the business end.<\/p>\n<p>Then we went off to the largest local sex shop and found that their previously well stocked BDSM display has disappeared and what\u2019s left is a bit predictable. A bit harder than the Anne Summers stuff but not by much, though there\u2019s a nice chopstick cane which I might return to at some point in the future.<\/p>\n<p>And now we\u2019re back for a cuppa and to a write press release ready for the hacks to feast on when we release it on Monday morning.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and who\u2019s been searching for a kinky PVC sex story on <a title=\"Free Sex Stories\" href=\"http:\/\/kinkyhalo.com\" target=\"_blank\">KinkHalo.com<\/a>? I\u2019ve seen you, well if you want me to write one you only have to ask.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We went out to do some shopping today so I did a bit of research while we were out. You see I received 5 very special and quite hardcore canes &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=14479\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,35,45,25],"tags":[2029],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14479"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14479"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14479\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14481,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14479\/revisions\/14481"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}