{"id":14584,"date":"2011-07-09T11:55:25","date_gmt":"2011-07-09T11:55:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=14584"},"modified":"2011-07-08T22:26:08","modified_gmt":"2011-07-08T22:26:08","slug":"dirty-filthy-masturbation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=14584","title":{"rendered":"Dirty, Filthy Masturbation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Handz Off Gum\" src=\"\/images\/handz-off-gum.jpg\" alt=\"Handz Off Gum\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/>My response to that question is \u201cwhat would you say is too much?\u201d Personally I wank most days once or twice, I know it\u2019s usually for work, being a sex toy tester and reviewer.\u00a0 But even if I\u2019m not reviewing I still like to have a little personal release during the day.<\/p>\n<p>I find orgasms to be very cathartic, they calm me, make me feel happy and content so they can\u2019t be that bad for you.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m not sure that the Canadian product shown above is to be taken seriously but I found it amusing when I happened across <a title=\"Handz Off Gum\" href=\"http:\/\/www.mojolondon.co.uk\/fun\/gum\/handz_off_gum.htm\" target=\"_blank\">this site<\/a> the other day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My response to that question is \u201cwhat would you say is too much?\u201d Personally I wank most days once or twice, I know it\u2019s usually for work, being a sex &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=14584\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,77],"tags":[4254],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14584"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14584"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14584\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14585,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14584\/revisions\/14585"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}