{"id":14633,"date":"2011-07-12T11:55:24","date_gmt":"2011-07-12T11:55:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=14633"},"modified":"2011-07-11T21:26:37","modified_gmt":"2011-07-11T21:26:37","slug":"kiss-my-ass-dont-lick-my-ass-hole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=14633","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Ass, Don`t Lick My Ass Hole"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Ass Kisser Gum\" src=\"\/images\/ass-kisser-gum.jpg\" alt=\"Ass Kisser Gum\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/>You naughty people thought I was going to discuss doing a bit of ATM or such like didn\u2019t you?\u00a0 Lol\u00a0 No, I found this wonderful gum and it reminded me just how much I dislike sycophants.\u00a0 I\u2019m sure we\u2019ve all come across them in our working life and most certainly online.<\/p>\n<p>I like to think of myself as being my own woman, it doesn\u2019t always win me friends or curry favour but at least I am true to myself and that\u2019s what counts.<\/p>\n<p>So I\u2019m sending a cyber pack of this to every one of those ass lickers out there.\u00a0 lol<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You naughty people thought I was going to discuss doing a bit of ATM or such like didn\u2019t you?\u00a0 Lol\u00a0 No, I found this wonderful gum and it reminded me &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=14633\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,35,25],"tags":[2496,2495,2497],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14633"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14633"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14633\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14634,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14633\/revisions\/14634"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}