{"id":14708,"date":"2011-07-17T07:55:58","date_gmt":"2011-07-17T07:55:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=14708"},"modified":"2011-07-17T07:30:22","modified_gmt":"2011-07-17T07:30:22","slug":"orgasmic-origami-or-the-paper-pussy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=14708","title":{"rendered":"Orgasmic Origami, Or The Paper Pussy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>??<img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/pornogami.jpg\" alt=\"Pornogami\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" \/>As a teenager I got in to &#8220;The art of paper folding&#8221; as it was commonly known back then.  Or to the uninitiated Origami.  I would spend hours sat at the table with my perfectly square pieces of paper ready to be turned in to mystical beasts, boxes and everything in between.<\/p>\n<p>I think the creator of the book I used was called Robert Harbin and he must have died in the mid 18th century as I remember the dog eared cover of the jumble sale purchase.<\/p>\n<p>But back then there was nothing like the book in the top left corner.  If this had been around when I was paper folding our living room would have been full of paper porn.  I wonder what my parents would have said as they walked in on me carefully folding a paper pussy.  lol<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>??As a teenager I got in to &#8220;The art of paper folding&#8221; as it was commonly known back then. Or to the uninitiated Origami. I would spend hours sat at &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=14708\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14708"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14708"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14708\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14711,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14708\/revisions\/14711"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}