{"id":14717,"date":"2011-07-17T21:55:34","date_gmt":"2011-07-17T21:55:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=14717"},"modified":"2011-07-17T21:42:25","modified_gmt":"2011-07-17T21:42:25","slug":"riding-a-valkyrie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=14717","title":{"rendered":"Riding A Valkyrie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" style=\"margin: 5px; float: left;\" title=\"Fish Scale Armour\" src=\"\/images\/fishscale-armour.jpg\" alt=\"Fish Scale Armour\" width=\"360\" height=\"360\" \/>OK, so we missed Thor when it came to the UK in the spring, but that\u2019s what DVD\u2019s for, right?<\/p>\n<p>Well I know Norse gods aren\u2019t Valkyrie but the title is a play on words not a thesis on the Germanic or Norse pantheon so cut me some slack here. I saw this image and immediately got horny. I mean who wouldn\u2019t want to get jiggy with a feisty little female warrior and tame them.<\/p>\n<p>Oh. Just me then.<\/p>\n<p>Yes I don\u2019t like meek women, they have to have a bit of spark otherwise it\u2019s just not interesting. Hehehe.<\/p>\n<p>So women in armour, spoiling for a fight are just my ticket. Especially if their asses look just like this.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, so we missed Thor when it came to the UK in the spring, but that\u2019s what DVD\u2019s for, right? Well I know Norse gods aren\u2019t Valkyrie but the title &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=14717\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,25],"tags":[3376],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14717"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14717"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14717\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14720,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14717\/revisions\/14720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14717"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14717"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14717"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}