{"id":14811,"date":"2011-07-22T11:55:24","date_gmt":"2011-07-22T11:55:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=14811"},"modified":"2011-07-21T21:31:57","modified_gmt":"2011-07-21T21:31:57","slug":"extreme-click-rub","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=14811","title":{"rendered":"Extreme Click Rub"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Ouch\" src=\"\/images\/sore-clitoris.jpg\" alt=\"Ouch\" width=\"300\" height=\"369\" \/>Although I am a great lover of a clitoris I do not possess one. However even being sans-clit I have to guess that trying this and getting it wrong is going to hurt.<\/p>\n<p>Much in the way that a guy attempting the same thing would inflict terrible damage on his testicles on meeting the newel post at the bottom.<\/p>\n<p>Would it involve lubrication and\/or pants with a sturdy gusset?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Although I am a great lover of a clitoris I do not possess one. However even being sans-clit I have to guess that trying this and getting it wrong is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=14811\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120],"tags":[2993,3391],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14811"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14811"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14811\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14812,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14811\/revisions\/14812"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14811"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14811"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14811"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}