{"id":14926,"date":"2011-07-29T18:55:49","date_gmt":"2011-07-29T18:55:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=14926"},"modified":"2011-07-29T18:55:55","modified_gmt":"2011-07-29T18:55:55","slug":"extreme-anal-insertions-for-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=14926","title":{"rendered":"Extreme Anal Insertions For Fun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" style=\"margin: 5px; float: left;\" title=\"Bottle Insertion X-Ray\" src=\"\/images\/bottle-insertion-x-ray.jpg\" alt=\"Bottle Insertion X-Ray\" width=\"298\" height=\"298\" \/>If you don\u2019t like toilet humour then I suggest you scroll down and read the previous post.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>Most of us at some time in our life have suffered the discomfort of constipation be it through bad diet or simply dietary change, the most common of which is when we go on holiday to a foreign country and eat food uncommon to our guts.<\/p>\n<p>Usually we seek help from the pharmacy in overcoming this problem and end up taking Senokot or other well known laxatives.\u00a0 Note: there are other preparations on the market.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve just read a story about a Chinese man using a milk bottle (don\u2019t ask the mind boggles) to relieve him of his blockage.\u00a0 The xray clearly shows the bottle in situ.<\/p>\n<p>Now you would have to be either desperate or stupid to try this.\u00a0 I wonder which one he was.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Anal Insertions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.metro.co.uk\/weird\/835474-worlds-weirdest-x-rays-from-rectal-jam-jars-to-unsafe-safety-pins\" target=\"_blank\">You can take a look at other weird bodily insertions here<\/a>.\u00a0 Some people.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you don\u2019t like toilet humour then I suggest you scroll down and read the previous post.\u00a0 Lol Most of us at some time in our life have suffered the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=14926\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120],"tags":[1756],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14926"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14926"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14926\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14928,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14926\/revisions\/14928"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14926"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14926"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14926"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}