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How come as you get older your tolerance for drink diminishes?\u00a0 When I was younger I could drink a lot more than I can now and wake up without a headache.\u00a0 Mind you I did throw up quite a lot, so that could have something to do with the lack of the morning afters.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n
These days, I don’t tend to drink every day like back then.\u00a0 So I suppose your alcohol tolerance does reduce.\u00a0 I used to drink bottle after bottle of Newcastle Brown and then headbang.\u00a0 Not a problem\u2026I don’t think I could do that now.\u00a0 Ouch!<\/p>\n
At the time I was going out with a guy who I shall call T to protect his identity (unless he reads this.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42\u00a0 )\u00a0 His parents had recently split up (dad had run off with another woman) and his mother had found comfort in attending a singles club and finding a fellow soul mate to sleep with.\u00a0 I know\u2026Consequently, at the tender age of ** (ha, ha, you thought I was going to give our ages away didn’t you.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude1b )\u00a0 T was left the keys to the door of the flat he shared with his mother.<\/p>\n
Only a couple of days in to T’s freedom I called round to see him, it was a Saturday or Sunday I can’t recall but it doesn’t matter.\u00a0 We decided to check out his parents drinks cabinet.\u00a0 I started with the Blue Curacao, does anyone apart from his mum drink that stuff any more?\u00a0 Lol\u00a0 I can’t remember, I think it tastes of oranges, not a bad taste but an awful colour.\u00a0 I bet it would make for interesting vomit.\u00a0 Errr, strike that.<\/p>\n
We put on the music, Motorhead, Deep Purple, Black Sabbath\u2026the drinking went on all the way through the afternoon to the early evening.\u00a0 We tasted every alcoholic drink in that cabinet and if we liked it we finished the bottle.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42\u00a0 So with the music blaring out and the booze flowing we headbanged our way through most of the oldies and then later we banged.<\/p>\n
I remember clearly he came up to me undid his flies, reached under my skirt and pulled my panties to one side.\u00a0 He then spun me around and pushed me over his mothers favourite velour chair.\u00a0 He was a rather large guy in more ways than one and he stretched my pussy as he entered me.\u00a0 I cried out and he kept on pushing in to me.<\/p>\n
It was strange kind of pleasure\/pain and I wanted him so much that I grew to accommodate his girth quite quickly.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09\u00a0 He fucked me with vigour over the back of that chair and I was verbally appreciative as he took me.\u00a0 Both of us were close to orgasm as we heard “bang, bang, bang”\u2026it appeared to be coming from the floor below us.<\/p>\n
T continued to ram in and out of me and we both came not wishing to be put off by the bloody neighbours down stairs, we were far too gone for that.\u00a0 After he filled me with his see he withdrew, walked round the chair and slumped in to it with his cock hanging out of his trousers.<\/p>\n
I pulled down my skirt and went to the bathroom to clean up the cum which had run down my inner thighs.\u00a0 The next thing I heard was Paranoid booming out of the stereo.\u00a0 T had turned up the volume and was now thrashing about in the room when I returned.<\/p>\n
We made some dinner and then picked up where we left off with the free bar.\u00a0 As the night progressed I got more and more devilish and I decided to have a bit of fun with the people downstairs.<\/p>\n
I tied a coin to a thin piece of thread and dangled it out of the window.\u00a0 I don’t know how they didn’t hear us laughing it was so loud, I nearly wet myself at one point.\u00a0 When I had regained composure I moved the string so that the coin swung and banged in to the window.\u00a0 I did this several times, making a tapping sound on the pane.<\/p>\n
Then I heard someone lifting the latch to the window, so we quickly withdrew and pulled the window too.\u00a0 We heard the woman below shout “who’s there?” and being more than a little inebriated we started laughing uncontrollably again.<\/p>\n
When I look back now I suppose it was a naughty thing to do but if my mother hadn’t told me how she had done this to her parents when she was a kid then I wouldn’t have known about it.\u00a0 Therefore it was all down to her.\u00a0 Parents have a lot to answer for.\u00a0 lol<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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